I can find it. Always.
In fact, last night, I ate and drank the evidence. In my attempt to rid my cupboards and fridge of all things unhealthy, I ended up consuming them. Luckily, there wasn't that much. A few chippies, a bit of soda pop, and some veggies that had an unmeasured spray of olive oil on them. Not the end of the world. Well, and that bottle of wine that was on the shelf.
What was that my Croatian conscience was saying about not wasting my calories on wine? Well, I assure you...they were not wasted. They were delicious.
And at one point he was looking in my fridge and commenting on how I only had ingredients in in there and no "real" food food. So there. I think they cancel each other out.