Upon hearing that I needed to lose one more pound to reach my initial goal of 50 pounds lost:
"Just go make big shet. You loose van pound like det."
And, this is what he said when I reached that goal...and didn't answer any of his text messages (what? I was busy!):
"Bublićka, are you alive? Did dey eat you finally? Suzana vas so fet det kanabells use to write her luv letters daily, now only vunce a veek."Sometimes, if only very rarely, the Croatian is lovely...and says stuff like this:
"I had a vision of you dancing with me at the concert last night. Your hair was blonde and you were at your goal weight."
Bring it on, Daniel-san. Bring it on.