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You know you've seen it, you know you've liked it, and you've probably even used a search engine to find more of it on the Internet.
Know this, you are not alone.
It's why we PVR shows on Channel 30, why we drive out of our way to go to specialty stores that carry appliances that do very specific things, why we put on protective clothing in case things get messy, and why we buy magazines housed in certain sections of newsstands...I swear, I only buy it for the recipes!
Food porn is everywhere...there is even a food setting on my digital camera. Is it any wonder that the population is getting fatter? We are a people who have become food obsessed.
Rather than fight my urges, I have decided to embrace my voyeuristic tendencies and, as a part of this blog, post some racy photos of healthy meals that have satisfied my insatiable appetite. I may even release some saucy recipes. Hungry for more?
All I need now is your credit card information and proof that you are over 18 years of age. Just kidding, my buffet is all ages and free. Bon appétit!
Good luck Miss Suzie,
ReplyDeleteYou don't really need it though, I know you'll do great!!
You should see my food porn collection, just scandalous, drool marks and nose prints all over it. Strongly suggest they start publishing it with scratch and sniff though, would truly add to the pleasure of all that drooling. Welcome to the world of food shame, kiddo. I'm afraid I have taken to hiding it under my mattress ( the food porn, not the food that is)wouldn't want anyone to know the lengths of depravity I have fallen to. :) Fun isn't it!! Bwaahaha. Enjoy, my darling.
Thanks Linda!
DeleteI'm all about the food porn. Just added a new page to my blog...soon to add all of our foodie travel pics!